I'll start by stating the obvious. I'm quite low-rated, and I lose a lot of games because I am still a beginner. But sometimes I cause an upset and beat someone higher-rated than me. Quite often, rather than just taking it on the chin and congratulating me, they will offer me some reason/excuse as to why this happened, in an attempt to salvage some dignity and pride. Let's be honest, for SOME guys, it is probably worse that they got beaten by a girl...
Here we go:
"I probably shouldn't have been playing bridge at the same time" well, now you know ;)
"I was giving the cat medicine" ok, I'll admit this would tilt anyone, cats and medicine is a bad combo
"I just forgot to bring my brain to the game today" yes, you did...clearly
"I'm not well today" get well soon xxx
"I'm very tired" yeah, me too buddy, always...
"I'm a bit drunk" have another one, want a rematch? xD
"my kids were getting in my face" *relatable*
"my internet is bad today" unlucky
"I had to go and be sick mid-game" Ooof TMI
"You must be a sandbagger (!!!)" (thought that was a bit rude!)
"I just move too quickly, maximum 5 seconds per move, if I had spent more time I would have beaten you" (in 2-day correspondence) no words here...you had 2 days...
"You must be underrated" I have faith in the Lichess rating algorithms
And I have to say, I believed most of them...
please add yours below...
Here we go:
"I probably shouldn't have been playing bridge at the same time" well, now you know ;)
"I was giving the cat medicine" ok, I'll admit this would tilt anyone, cats and medicine is a bad combo
"I just forgot to bring my brain to the game today" yes, you did...clearly
"I'm not well today" get well soon xxx
"I'm very tired" yeah, me too buddy, always...
"I'm a bit drunk" have another one, want a rematch? xD
"my kids were getting in my face" *relatable*
"my internet is bad today" unlucky
"I had to go and be sick mid-game" Ooof TMI
"You must be a sandbagger (!!!)" (thought that was a bit rude!)
"I just move too quickly, maximum 5 seconds per move, if I had spent more time I would have beaten you" (in 2-day correspondence) no words here...you had 2 days...
"You must be underrated" I have faith in the Lichess rating algorithms
And I have to say, I believed most of them...
please add yours below...