You know what would be really cool? A parody: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Major-General's_Song#Lyrics
It could go like:
“I am the very model of a modern chess Grandmaster*,
I've information strategical, positional, and tactical,
I know the world champions, and I quote the fights of Tal
From Riga to Barcelona**, in order categorical; [...]”
* I know that doesn't really rhyme. :-(
** His FIRST tournament ( http://www.chessmetrics.com/cm/CM2/SingleEvent.asp?Params=196020SSSSS1S129382000000131100241800000010100 ) and his LAST tournament ( http://www.chessmetrics.com/cm/CM2/SingleEvent.asp?Params=196020SSSSS1S129382000000131101093000000010100 ).
It could go like:
“I am the very model of a modern chess Grandmaster*,
I've information strategical, positional, and tactical,
I know the world champions, and I quote the fights of Tal
From Riga to Barcelona**, in order categorical; [...]”
* I know that doesn't really rhyme. :-(
** His FIRST tournament ( http://www.chessmetrics.com/cm/CM2/SingleEvent.asp?Params=196020SSSSS1S129382000000131100241800000010100 ) and his LAST tournament ( http://www.chessmetrics.com/cm/CM2/SingleEvent.asp?Params=196020SSSSS1S129382000000131101093000000010100 ).